Home Alone.
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Grouchy Granny (who’s not really a grouch,) is watching Angry Baby for the day. Why? Because I’ve got to get some stuff done. Angry Baby has been a real Queen-la-teef-a...
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View ArticlePost By Mad Dad: Home Alone, A Running Diary
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Home Alone: A Running Diary Home Alone is not only one of my favorite holiday movies, but it’s one of my favorite films in general. It grossed about a half billion...
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The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Might as well close down Hollywood forever and tell those sluts at the Academy Awards to kick rocks, because the greatest film in the history of movies is about to be...
View ArticleLook What You Did You Little Jerks: Dictionary Makes Change Because of Idiots
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Once upon a time, people looked crap up in dictionaries. Before the internet, a Dictionary was a kid’s best friend when it came to learning proper spelling and looking...
View ArticlePug Pup Reenacting Home Alone is the Cutest Thing You’ll See All Day
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Home Alone is one of the greatest Holiday Films of the 1990’s (The Muppet Christmas Carol is #1, just in case you were keeping score.) Chances are you’ve seen it, loved...
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The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Well, well, well, America, look what you did ya little jerk. After years of enduring internet flame wars, a 24-hour news cycle, and the cancer that is social media, our...
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